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Steve Bannon Voted People Magazine’s Most Buoyant Man of 2024

In an unexpected nod from People Magazine, political strategist Steve Bannon has been named the “Most Buoyant Man of 2024.” While the accolade traditionally celebrates physical attractiveness, this…

Gabe Nipote·December 31, 2024
Steve Bannon Voted People Magazine’s Most Buoyant Man of 2024

In an unexpected nod from People Magazine, political strategist Steve Bannon has been named the “Most Buoyant Man of 2024.” While the accolade traditionally celebrates physical attractiveness, this year’s choice highlights buoyancy—both in terms of resilience and, as the magazine clarified, “literal water displacement.”

The feature chronicles Bannon’s ability to stay afloat amid controversies, attributing his buoyancy to a “mix of charisma, persistence, and a surprising knack for reinvention.” Readers responded with a mix of amusement and bemusement, debating whether the honor reflects his public persona or an elaborate satire.

Experts see this as part of a growing trend to redefine traditional accolades. “We’re seeing a shift toward celebrating unconventional traits,” said media analyst Karen Lewis.

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Bannon, for his part, took the title in stride, quipping, “I’ve always been unsinkable.”