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Mother sifting through feces to find child’s swallowed lost tooth insists she is not a moron.
For the past three days, Sarah Whitaker, a devoted mother from Boulder, Colorado, has found herself sifting through an unexpected pile of parental duties. After her 6-year-old son, Max, accidentally…
Global warming causes another devastating renewal of Young Sheldon.
After a season of brutal storms destroying infrastructure and taking lives, CBS has hit the public with another natural disaster of immense magnitude announcing yet another renewal of Young Sheldon,…
Pope kinda thinking a cool ranch wafer could actually be sick
Reports suggest that Pope Francis has repeatedly remarked about the possibility of a Cool Ranch-flavored communion wafer. Those close to the matter say he keeps trying to say it casually, like he’s…
“Show some respect”… guy in casket is wearing t-shirt
A small-town funeral in Ohio has sparked a surprising debate on social media after attendees were taken aback by the sight of the deceased dressed in a casual T-shirt instead of traditional funeral…
Fat guy with fat head is my history teacher.
In my small high school in Ohio, one history teacher has become the subject of an unexpected controversy among students—not for his teaching methods or political views, but for his appearance. Known…
Florida parents rally against school board for disguised agenda to “educate the next generation”
In a scene emblematic of the growing tension across the nation, a group of concerned parents gathered outside the Orange County School Board in Florida on Wednesday to protest what they claim is a…
Earth Running Low On Water
In a sobering report released this week, scientists have confirmed that Earth is facing an unprecedented water crisis, with reserves of fresh water dwindling at an alarming rate. The comprehensive…
India’s Modi Escalates Anti-Muslim Rhetoric Leaving Many Americans Confused That the Guy Ain’t Muslim.
Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s recent escalation of anti-Muslim rhetoric has sparked confusion and concern among many Americans, who find themselves perplexed by the fact that there is a brown…
Kanye Crowns Himself Trendsetting King; Lashes Out at “College Posers” for Copying His Anti-Semitism
In a whirlwind of controversy and self-proclamation, Kanye West, the enigmatic rap artist and fashion mogul, has once again thrust himself into the spotlight by crowning himself the trendsetting king…
Couple Describes Difficulty Loving with Language Barrier. Man Knows No Languages.
In a poignant tale of love transcending linguistic boundaries, Mr. and Mrs. Patel, a couple hailing from diverse cultural backgrounds, open up about the unique challenges they face in their…
Banquet Held for Trailblazing Man Who Pulled Something Out of Thick Air.
A banquet of celebration was held to honor the remarkable achievements of a trailblazing individual who defied convention by pulling something out of thick air. The event, attended by dignitaries and…
Catholic Church bullish that Artificial Intelligence unlikely to replace molestation.
The Catholic Church, a venerable institution with a history spanning centuries, remains steadfast in its belief that artificial intelligence (AI) will not replace the expertise required to execute…
Melania Trump Native Tongue Discovered to Be Gibberish
In a remarkable linguistic discovery, former first lady Melania Trump has left experts astounded as her native language turned out to be a form of unintelligible gibberish. Melania, a descendant of a…
Swiss Nationals Slowly Realize WW2 Neutrality Not Really A Great Look.
In a reflection on its historical stance, the Swiss government is gradually coming to terms with the fact that its World War II neutrality may not be as commendable as once believed. Switzerland’s…