Health
Research Reveals Washing Hands Ineffective for Preventing Spread of Butt Cheeks
Challenging conventional hygiene wisdom, recent research has uncovered a surprising finding: washing hands may be ineffective in preventing the spreading of butt cheeks. The…
Man Institutionalized After Willfully Purchasing Rolos.
A man has been admitted to a psychiatric institution after making the voluntary decision to purchase a packet of Rolos, a well recognized caramel-filled chocolate treat.
Marijuana Cited as Potential Cure for Being On Time and Prepared.
Afraid to light up? Think again. Scientists Caleb Braun and Ryan Donald have recently published a paper citing marijuana as an emerging potential solution for chronic “being…
Neurology: Spanish Passenger Involuntarily Shouts "GOAL" Every Time Seatbelt Sign Comes Off on 14hr Redeye.
In a terrifying and annoying incident aboard a 14-hour redeye flight from Malaga to Fort Lauderdale, a Spanish passenger became the center of attention due to an involuntary tick…
Man discovers inside of arm full of blood.
In a bizarre and potentially perilous incident, a man recently found himself in an alarming situation when he discovered that the inside of his arm was filled with blood. What…
Dr. Ben Carson: “Age is just a number.” He actually does not grasp the concept of age.
Former U.S. Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Dr. Ben Carson, has made headlines with his recent assertion that "age is just a number." However, it appears that Dr.…
Scientists: King's Hawaiian Rolls Linked with Being Fat Little Kid.
For generations, Hawaiian rolls have graced family dinner tables and festive occasions across America. Their sweet, tender allure has captured the hearts and palates of many, but…
Feeling the back of my head for 500 days in a row to see if I feel anything different.
I’ve been feeling the back of my head for 341 days in a row. I haven’t really felt anything different yet. I think I’m touching the same part of the back of my head every day and…
Fermented Foods Found to Promote Gut Health. Specifically, Kimchi Found to Promote Taste of Shit In Mouth.
Kimchi, the iconic Korean dish celebrated for its vibrant flavors and gut-boosting probiotics, stands at the forefront of global culinary curiosity. Yet, for all its fame and…