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Oliver Stone Claims “Fell Asleep” Watching John Wick. AMC to Stop Serving Warm Milk.
Renowned filmmaker Oliver Stone has sparked controversy by publicly claiming he "fell asleep" while watching the action-packed blockbuster "John Wick." Stone, known for his…
Disgraced Rep George Santos' Claims Now Utterly Ridiculous; Calls Stuber a "great film."
Disgraced weirdo and former U.S. Representative George Santos, is currently facing scrutiny for alleged ethical violations. While his copious lies recently shocked the world,…
Sen. Tim Scott suspends campaign just hours after Six Flags announces unlimited Winter Season Pass.
Republican Senator, and presidential hopeful, Tim Scott (R-SC) has decided to suspend his presidential campaign four hours after the announcement of Six Flags' new Unlimited…
Man Brings Book to Read On Vacation… as if.
A Minneapolis man's audacious decision to pack a book for his vacation at a lake house on Lake Michigan has raised eyebrows and ignited discussions about changing leisure habits…
Man Lies to Flight Attendant That He Has No Trash When In Fact He Has Trash.
A seemingly innocuous exchange aboard a commercial flight took an unexpected twist when a passenger decided to play a fibbing role. In the peculiar mid-air incident, a man…
7 Cute Ideas for an Unforgettable Funeral
Funerals, once somber affairs, are embracing a shift towards more personalized, celebratory events that reflect the unique lives of those we've lost. Families are now seeking…
It's Official: Checkers is a game for morons.
Researchers from the University of Toronto have published a study with conclusive evidence that Checkers, the timeless board game, is a pastime for individuals of limited…
Man complains of sand in ass after beach visit. Sand urges there’s two sides to the story.
A routine trip to the beach took an unexpected turn for one beachgoer, who complained of an uncomfortable predicament: sand in less-than-ideal locations. However, sand itself is…
Two men aggressively have sex with each other in road rage incident.
An alarming road rage incident made headlines this week. Alfredo Villar was rear ended by Jeff Dirken on the 405 freeway in Los Angeles, CA at 9:48am this past Wednesday. A…
Violent Burglary leaves 3 dead and 1 with sick R2-D2 Lego set.
A shocking and violent burglary in a quiet suburban neighborhood has left three lives tragically cut short and one survivor with a rather unexpected, albeit totally sick, memento…
Nobel Prize awarded to couple who found agreeable bedroom temperature.
This year's Nobel Prize in Physics has been awarded to a couple whose groundbreaking research has brought harmony to bedrooms around the world. John and Emily Hartley, both…
BREAKING: Man seated next to me on airplane watches “Pinball: The Man Who Saved the Game.”
Breaking the monotony of air travel, the man seated next to me on a flight from La Guardia Airport to Florida Fort Lauderdale Airport made their choice of in-flight entertainment…
Man heartbroken to miss golf with friends after wife kills friends, which was "also a real bummer."
In a shocking and deeply tragic incident, a man found himself unable to join his friends for a scheduled golf game after his wife committed a gruesome act of violence against his…
Man's son makes little league all-stars. No seriously, this is newsworthy.
A local man has been repeatedly sharing the news of his son's Little League All-Stars achievement, even when met with vocalized disinterest.
Can’t get it up? Don’t worry. It may be due to Biden’s biggest scheme yet.
An assertion has surfaced suggesting that President Joe Biden's policies could be responsible for certain performance issues amongst men.
Op-Ed: I was Pressured to Take the J&J Vaccine. 28 Months Later, My Favorite Band is Incubus.
Written by John Magnauer
Book club members unanimously agree “it was great.” Have little else to offer.
A local book club recently found itself in the unusual position of unanimous agreement, with every member echoing the sentiment that their latest selection was "great." However,…
Italian-American father urges family to research irrelevant topic.
In an Italian-American household, an ongoing family saga has emerged as Paolo Rossi, the family patriarch, persistently encourages his loved ones to delve into seemingly…
Adam Driver Under Fire: Actor Faces “Nepo Baby” Accusations with Upcoming “Ferrari” Movie
Adam Driver, renowned for his acting prowess, now grapples with a casting controversy surrounding his upcoming movie, "Ferrari." In a surprising twist, Driver himself is at the…
Macho Ambulance Driver Costs Life By Struggling to Show Off "Parallel Parking Skills"
In a harrowing incident that underscores the dangers of machismo, a self-proclaimed "badass parallel parker" ambulance driver cost a life while attempting to flaunt his parallel…
BREAKING: German Man Watches Adult Film Not Involving Leather
In a notable departure from the stereotype often associated with certain adult entertainment preferences, a German man has gained attention for his unconventional viewing habits.
Ben Shapiro Unveils Plan to Eat Veggies Before Chicken Nuggets at Upcoming Dinner with Grown-Ups.
Conservative commentator Ben Shapiro has made headlines again, this time with an unexpected dietary declaration. In preparation for an upcoming dinner with a group of adults,…
Report on Most Up Its Own Ass Chocolate Company Finds Lindt Most Up Its Own Ass Chocolate Company
In a stunning revelation that has sent ripples through the confectionery industry, a comprehensive report has identified Lindt as the "Most Up Its Own Ass Chocolate Company." The scathing assessment, which was conducted by a panel of industry experts, has raised eyebrows and sparked a heated debate among chocolate enthusiasts.
Actor Gene Hackman found guilty of looking like Italian-American Lego Piece
Gene Hackman, the acclaimed actor, is often admired for his rugged charm and timeless appeal, which some may liken to the classic handsomeness associated with Italian men. With…
Passengers in tragic story who unnecessarily died going to look at titanic didn’t realize only way to unnecessarily die while going to look at titanic is by unnecessarily going to look at titanic.
Several months ago a heartbreaking story surfaced about a group of passengers who embarked on a journey to witness the remnants of the ill-fated Titanic, only to tragically lose…
Man Claims Search History Including “Asia minor” was Legitimately about Asia Minor.
In a digital age rife with suspicion, one man finds himself in an unusual predicament after authorities questioned his internet search history, specifically the entry for "Asia…
Breaking: Sandra bullock still alive. The actress resides in a house with a family.
In a world where celebrity status often leads to constant scrutiny and public attention, Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullock has managed to carve out a quiet, private life that…